Part gardening class,

part womxn’s circle,

part seasonal ritual,

and completely unlike anything else youve ever done

In this 3-part series, you’ll learn to:

  • Mark the Autumn Equinox with ritual, guided journeywork, and reflection on what is ripening, changing, and ready to be released.

  • Grow and tend a fall garden using practical, organic, and ecologically grounded methods.

  • Follow the Wheel of the Year as a seasonal gardening guide and a map for your own growth.

  • Create simple rituals rooted in real garden work

  • Build a personal Garden Grimoire

  • Tend your Garden Within through grounding, meditation, and seasonal reflection.

  • Find support in circle through shared practice, honest conversation, collective wisdom, and celebration.

Hi!

I’m Alycia,

The Garden Witch

Years ago, during a profound life transition, the spirit of the garden whispered that I was meant to share all I knew about gardening and to help guide people deeper into their own garden journeys. I understood this as my particular part in the Earth’s healing: the work she was asking to do through my hands.

And yes I know how unbelievable that sounds…

but it happened.

And I listened to the call.

My work weaves together the practical skills of growing food and medicine in your own backyard, with the inner work of soul tending, all wrapped inside the collective medicine of earth-based ritual ceremony and circle.

This is the unique blend of healing modalities that brought me back to life after a long time in the dark.

And yes,I am also this loud mouthed bish on the internet…→

My mission is to share what I know about how to grow well, how to work with the turning year, and how to infuse magick into ordinary garden work…

But above all else, my aim is to help you remember that

if you’re willing to get your hands a little dirty, you can create real change

in a small patch of soil, in your own life, and in the world around you.

YOU are the magick you’ve been seeking

Cuz if you haven’t noticed, there’s a lot that looks and feels pretty bleak these days…

The technofascist death-cult parasites are betting we’ll stay too isolated, exhausted, and terrified to resist their AI takeover-climate collapse-annihilation-of-the-underclass kink.

And while they have a pretty solid grasp on how to burn shit down, they don’t seem to have much of a vision for what comes next.

“Consume everything as quickly as we can, while we desperately try to prep our bunkers or blast ourselves off-planet before it all burns” is not a long-term plan.

But you and I? 

Us Mother Lovers??? 

Us radical, gardenhearted womxn who sing and dance to the thrumming song of the Earth goddess from our third eye throat chakra loins???

We have a vision.

One that’s rooted in the matriarchal permaculture principles of:

Earth Care

People Care

Fair Share

But if we want to cultivate a more Earth-loving world where people and planet can truly thrive, we have to remember how powerful we are as creators ~ how to work with the magick available to us, grow food, make medicine, care for soil, follow the seasons, share skills, and actively participate in the living systems that make thriving possible.

In other words: we’re going to have to get our hands dirty.

And the Garden is our practice ground

The way we plant seeds and grow this vision is to LIVE it in whatever ways we can, teach these skills to our kids, share them openly so others know they’re not alone, and band together in common-unity. It also means tending and nourishing our own mind|body|heart|soul with nutritious food, friendship, time in the living world, and the kind of care we want everyone to have access to ~ then passing it hand to hand until it becomes the culture we live in.

We’re casting a bigger circle to grow our community resilience

wiitch

〰️

gardencraft

〰️

for

〰️

LIFE

〰️

wiitch 〰️ gardencraft 〰️ for 〰️ LIFE 〰️

We align technical insight with disciplined execution to provide measurable gains across operational, financial, and strategic domains.

Learn to use the Witch’s Wheel of the Year as both a practical guide for cultivating your garden and a cosmic map for cultivating yourself.

I'm a garden-hearted witchy womxn, sign me up!

$88

This is a 3 part virtual offering

Learn to use the Witch’s Wheel of the Year as both a practical guide for cultivating your garden and a cosmic map for cultivating yourself.

You don’t need a fantasy homestead or a massive backyard to benefit from this work.

Whether you’re still just dreaming up your first garden or you’re already tending one that thrives, this work will deepen the way you cultivate.

Which is exactly why I created Practical Garden Magick.

The 4 most powerful outcomes of PRACTICAL GARDEN MAGICK:

Knowing exactly what to DO in your garden this season—and trusting yourself enough to do it.

Growing FOOD, HERBS & MEDICINE that nourish + heal you and make you feel more prepared for whatever comes next.

Developing your unique magick into an ACTIVE, EMBODIED PRACTICE rooted in ritual, intuition, and relationship with the living Earth.

Feeling more CAPABLE, CONNECTED & POWERFUL because you are cultivating your life alongside a coven of women doing the same.

The Three Sisters of Practical Garden Magick

Fall Garden Workshop + Q&A

Learn practical fall gardening skills you can use immediately—from planting fall crops and garlic to dealing with pests, disease, soil, and the inevitable garden fuckery.

Autumn Equniox Ceremony

Create a garden grimoire, practice divination, work with protection, energy, and alchemy, and celebrate the Autumn Equinox and Samhain in live ceremony.

Coven Up

Gather with garden-hearted women for solidarity, support, shared knowledge, and mutual encouragement.

All the Magick Included

Live Autumn Equinox Ceremony

Mark the Autumn Equinox and the beginning of the Season of the Witch with a guided ritual journey into the Garden Within.

Tuesday, September 22 · 6:30–8:30 PM

Practical Fall Gardening Workshop + Live Q&A

Learn what to plant and tend through fall and winter in mild climates, how to give your 2027 garden a head start, and how to protect what you grow—with live Q&A for your specific garden questions.

Gathering Garden Circle

To slow down and tend your inner garden through guided grounding practices and self reflection—with the support of coven and space to share what is alive for you.

All Gatherings are held online and will be recorded + available for replay

Practical Garden Magick will give you six weeks to build towards practical, personal & collective resilience by:

  1. Growing something that feeds you, supports you, and heals you

  2. Creating inner and outer sanctuary that nourishes you and calms your nervous system when the world feels completely fucking insane.

  3. Learning to read subtle seasonal shifts like an oracle while strengthening your trust in your own intuition

  4. Transforming everyday garden work into practical magick

  5. Following the Wheel of the Year as a seasonal guide for cultivating your inner and outer garden

  6. Becoming more resilient and less dependent on a corporate food system that abuses the Earth, exploits people, and feeds us garbage tasting food that’s covered in poison.

  7. Weaving solidarity with a coven of garden-hearted womxn who share knowledge, witness your growth, celebrate your harvests, and lift your spirit

  8. Cultivating a culture of care, belonging & hopeful possibility instead of silently surrendering to corporations, algorithms, fascists and the 24 hour catastrophe machine.

  9. Building a magickal practice that belongs to YOU and the land you actually live on—your plants, your weather, your seasons, your spirits, your little patch of the living Earth.

Practical

〰️

Garden

〰️

Magick

〰️

Practical 〰️ Garden 〰️ Magick 〰️

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Something you're wondering that I didn't answer here?

Email me at alycia@selfsowngarden.com

Witch, Please—I’m In!